A secret is divulged. A red corridor is found. Poop is discussed. Alternate titles: Biscuit tin boys | The red X is definitely a warning… or a destination! | In for a space penny, in for a space pound

Our heroes enjoy some downtime – more or less. Pooping rolls are failed. Our heroes are given the opportunity to name their squad: The lampshades | Cactusmen | The acockaplease | Cool guys 11 | Radical cactusmen 20 | The shiny lightbulbs | Squad lampshades | Bunting crew | ETA cravers

We enjoy some important new minutes: Game of Thrones spoiler minute (lol), belly button minutePerdicles is stuck inside a mantrap… will the guys save him? Or accidentally shoot him in the head? Alternate titles: Good things come to those who are noble

Volst’s legs are trapped in the maw, while the vine that has gorged on the unwary guardsman is on the move. Meanwhile, has Perdicles finally pushed everyone too far? We muse on Sandwiches wife’s name: Pretty sure it’s Persephone. Alternate titles: Bigoted sergeant leads heroic troops | Worm time | The Emperor favours the nobleman | I’m sure it’s three or more syllables

Tension rises among the squad, as hierarchical differences raise their little head. We are faced with a selection of doors in the mysterious upper emporium… and who is this Rodriguez Stamina character anyway? Marvel as we throw some sand down a corridor, and end up in a jungle terror! Alternate titles: Don’t worry, I would have shot you

TW: Explicit sexual content Trapped inside the mysterious black box… how will they get back? The only way they know how. Outrageously.But more importantly, tune in for the scintillating backstory of Muscles Biscuit, the man who we’re here for. Alternate titles: That’s the worst one yet | Just trying to find a way to kill Purdie | We should probably conserve our urine| Definitely un-erect | I’m not that bothered.. Read More

Will they make it into the tower? Plasticite shatters, a screech fills the air, sand explodes into the air… Thaddeus officially introduces us to this seasons crew:Perdicles Morrisious Spencer the Third: Noble assholeBartley Trotter: Teaching everyone how to BartleyEloric: The man who knows what’s whatSandwiches Johnston: Just wants to get back to the love of his life… what was her name again? Magdalene?Muscles Biscuit: Last, but definitely not least

The guys try dig their way into the mysterious black tower while the ork attack intensifies. They also eat some stew. Alternate titles: We’ll try get it back on track next week